Kat H, NSW
“Hilarious, sharp and delightfully unpredictable, this show delivered comedy at its absolute best. From the moment Vanessa took to the stage to her final punchline, the entire theatre was in stitches'
Damian M, QLD
"If comedians are judged on laughs, Vanessa has to be close to the best in Australia right now. The whole room was hysterical, tears rolling down their cheeks laughter for a solid hour. It was relentless! I've never witnessed laughter to that extent"
Tameka R, QLD
“....engaging, quick, honest and soooo hilarious!! My cheeks are sore today from laughing throughout the entirety of the performance ”
ON TOUR
17 JULY
MILDURA
ON SALE SOON
22 MAY
TOOWOOMBA
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24 MAY
BRUNSWICK HEADS
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7 SEPTEMBER
COFFS HARBOUR
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20 SEPTEMBER
LISMORE
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Teardrops on My Dildo
About the show....
Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female.
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Winner: 'Best Comedy' Newcastle Fringe 2022.
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★★★★1/2 '.....wow, will she make you laugh.... beyond naughty and will have tears of laughter rolling down your face' - Fringe Feed
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★★★★ "You will literally laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing. Vanessa is more relaxed and direct behind a comedy mic than anyone I have seen" - The Scotsman
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★★★★ "You know when you go out to a club with a group of girlfriends and the handbags are thrown down, and you're dancing all night completely carefree as if the rest of the world don't exist, and you only stop to rest over a few drinks with teeny umbrellas, and there's always that one friend that is side-splittingly funny and holds court all evening? Yep, that's exactly what Vanessa Larry Mitchell's one-woman show feels like" - Mindshare
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