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Janelle T, QLD

“I knew it would be a good night but I didn't realise it would be the tears in your eyes, laugh-out-loud the whole time type of funny!"

Kimberly D, NSW

"She is hilarious, so relatable and you'll laugh so hard. I laughed out loud, sometimes hysterically the whole show!"

Tameka R, QLD

“....engaging, quick, honest and soooo hilarious!! My cheeks are sore today from laughing throughout the entirety of the performance ”

ON TOUR

21 NOVEMBER

BRISBANE

THE LOFT

14 DECEMBER

WELLINGTON

HANNAH PLAYHOUSE

20 FEBRUARY

CAIRNS

NEW SHOW!!!! 

11 April

BELFAST

THE BLACK BOX

19 APRIL

GLASGOW

THE STAND

7 JUNE

DARWIN

DARWIN ENT. CENTRE

22 NOVEMBER

BUNDABERG

MONCRIEFF

25&26 JANUARY

LISMORE

TRIAL SHOW!!!!!!!

28 FEBRUARY

LAUNCESTON

EARL ARTS CENTRE

12 APRIL

GALWAY

ROiSIN DUBH

20 APRIL

NEWCASTLE

THE STAND

26 SEPTEMBER

TAREE

MANNING ENT. CENTRE

12 DECEMBER

AUCKLAND

Q THEATRE

1 FEBRUARY

KYOGLE

KYOGLE MEMORIAL HALL

1 MARCH

HOBART

PLAYHOUSE THEATRE

15 APRIL

AMSTERDAM

BOOM CHICAGO

23 APRIL

MANCHESTER

FROG & BUCKET

13 DECEMBER

CHRISTCHURCH

THE PIANO

5-9 FEBRUARY

PERTH

FRINGE WORLD PERTH

10 April

DUBLIN

IN STITCHES

17 APRIL

EDINBURGH

THE STAND

25 APRIL

LIVERPOOL

HOT WATER COMEDY CLUB

Teardrops on My Dildo
About the show....

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female.

Winner: 'Best Comedy' Newcastle Fringe 2022.

★★★★1/2 '.....wow, will she make you laugh.... beyond naughty and will have tears of laughter rolling down your face' - Fringe Feed 

★★★★ "You will literally laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing. Vanessa is more relaxed and direct behind a comedy mic than anyone I have seen" - The Scotsman

★★★★ "You know when you go out to a club with a group of girlfriends and the handbags are thrown down, and you're dancing all night completely carefree as if the rest of the world don't exist, and you only stop to rest over a few drinks with teeny umbrellas, and there's always that one friend that is side-splittingly funny and holds court all evening? Yep, that's exactly what Vanessa Larry Mitchell's one-woman show feels like" - Mindshare

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