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Janelle T, QLD

“I knew it would be a good night but I didn't realise it would be the tears in your eyes, laugh-out-loud the whole time type of funny!"

Kimberly D, NSW

"She is hilarious, so relatable and you'll laugh so hard. I laughed out loud, sometimes hysterically the whole show!"

Tameka R, QLD

“....engaging, quick, honest and soooo hilarious!! My cheeks are sore today from laughing throughout the entirety of the performance ”

ON TOUR

SELLING FAST!!!

4 JULY
CAIRNS

MACALISTER BREWING

6 AUGUST
MOUNT ISA

MOUNT ISA CIVIC CENTRE

6 SEPTEMBER

LISMORE

STARCOURT THEATRE

10 OCTOBER

INNISFAIL

THE CON THEATRE

15 NOVEMBER

PORT MACQUARIE

GLASSHOUSE THEATRE

8 JUNE

AUCKLAND

LAST TICKETS!!!

CLINK THEATRE

16 AUGUST

MILDURA

MILDURA ARTS CENTRE

17 SEPTEMBER

BALLARAT

ON SALE SOON!

11&12 OCTOBER

TOWNSVILLE

NAFA

15 JUNE

DARWIN

DARWIN ENT. CENTRE

26 JULY 

HALEKULANI

HALI BOWLO

19 AUGUST

BROKEN HILL

BROKEN HILL CIVIC CENTRE

19 SEPTEMBER

WARRNAMBOOL

ON SALE 1 JULY!

1 NOVEMBER

ECHUCA

ECHUCA PARAMOUNT

28 JUNE
BELLINGEN

BELLINGEN HALL

27 JULY
NEWCASTLE

PLAYHOUSE

30 AUGUST

WAMBERAL

BREAKERS COUNTRY CLUB

4 OCTOBER

ROCKHAMPTON

PILBEAM THEATRE

2 NOVEMBER

WAGGA WAGGA

CIVIC THEATRE

2025 TOUR DATES

UK & NORTHERN IRELAND!!!!

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BELFAST

Friday 11th April 2025

The Blackbox

ON SALE SOON

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NEWCASTLE

Sunday 20 April 2025

The Stand Comedy Club

Pre-Sale Starts THURSDAY

General tickets on sale Wednesday

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EDINBURGH

Thursday 17 April 2025

The Stand Comedy Club

Pre-Sale Starts THURSDAY

General tickets on sale Wednesday

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MANCHESTER

Wednesday 23 April 2025

Frog & Bucket Comedy Club

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GLASGOW

Saturday 19th April 2025

The Stand Comedy Club

Pre-Sale Starts THURSDAY

General tickets on sale Wednesday

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LIVERPOOL

Friday 25 April

Hot Water Comedy Club

ON SALE SOON

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About the show....

Fabulous, filthy and downright hilarious! Brace yourselves for a wild ride of side-splitting hilarity with the modern-day Queen of Sass, as she takes you on a laugh-out-loud adventure of her trials and tribulations of parenting, dating and all things female.

Winner: 'Best Comedy' Newcastle Fringe 2022.

★★★★1/2 'Vanessa Larry Mitchell is as far from demure as you could possibly imagine, but wow, will she make you laugh.... beyond naughty and will have tears of laughter rolling down your face' - Fringefeed

★★★★ "You will literally laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing. Vanessa is more relaxed and direct behind a comedy mic than anyone I have seen" - The Scotsman

★★★★ "You know when you go out to a club with a group of girlfriends and the handbags are thrown down, and you're dancing all night completely carefree as if the rest of the world don't exist, and you only stop to rest over a few drinks with teeny umbrellas, and there's always that one friend that is side-splittingly funny and holds court all evening? Yep, that's exactly what Vanessa Larry Mitchell's one-woman show feels like" - Mindshare

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