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VANESSA LARRY MITCHELL
TEARDROPS ON MY DILDO
Australian Comedian on Tour
🏆 WINNER
'Best Stand Up' Newcastle Fringe 2026
🏆 WINNER
'Best Comedy' Newcastle Fringe 2022
★ Australian Club Entertainment of the Year Nominee 2026 ★
The Scotsman
(Edinburgh Fringe)
★★★★
'You will pretty much laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing.......
Vanessa is more relaxed and direct behind a comedy mic than anyone I have seen'
Fringe Feed
(Fringe World, Perth)
★★★★★
'Teardrops on My Dildo by Vanessa Larry Mitchell is hands down the funniest thing we've ever seen'
Kids in Adelaide
(Adelaide Fringe)
★★★★★
The delivery is flawless and the laughs are constant and side-splitting'
TOUR DATES
AUSTRALIA
MOREE (NSW) - SOLD OUT
26 September @ Social Co House
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance (2hr)
EXTRA SHOW ON SALE FOR 12th NOVEMBER, 7PM
STANTHORPE (QLD)
3 October @ Stanthorpe Little Theatre
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance (2hr)
TOOWOOMBA (QLD)
10 October @ Empire Theatres
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance (2hr)
MOREE (NSW) - EXTRA SHOW!
12 November @ Social Co House
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance (2hr)
ECHUCA (NSW)
26 November @ Paramount Cinema
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance (2hr)
SHEPPARTON (VIC)
27 November @ Riverlinks Westside
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance (2hr)
ALTONA (VIC)
3 December @ Altona Sports Club
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance (2hr)
DUBBO (NSW)
5 December @ The Establishment Bar
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance (2hr)
NAMBOUR (QLD)
11 December @ Old Ambulance Station
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance (2hr)
SYDNEY (NSW)
15 January @ The Comedy Store
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance (2hr)
UK & IRELAND
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Well, life has caught me by surprise of late, and it has been necessary for me to cancel all Ireland & UK shows while my presence is needed at home.
Ticketing providers will contact all ticket holders directly, and all tickets will be refunded in full.
I will be working with the venues to set up new dates for 2027 and will update you as soon as we have those locked in.
All Australian shows scheduled will still be going ahead.
I really appreciate your understanding.
Vanessa.x
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Kat H, NSW
“Hilarious, sharp and delightfully unpredictable, this show delivered comedy at its absolute best. From the moment Vanessa took to the stage to her final punchline, the entire theatre was in stitches'
Damian M, QLD
"If comedians are judged on laughs, Vanessa has to be close to the best in Australia right now. The whole room was hysterical, tears rolling down their cheeks laughter for a solid hour. It was relentless! I've never witnessed laughter to that extent"
Tameka R, QLD
“....engaging, quick, honest and soooo hilarious!! My cheeks are sore today from laughing throughout the entirety of the performance ”
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