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VANESSA LARRY MITCHELL
TEARDROPS ON MY DILDO
Fabulous, filthy & downright hilarious!
Australian Comedian currently touring Australia, Canada, UK & Ireland
🏆 WINNER
'Best Stand Up' Newcastle Fringe 2026
🏆 WINNER
'Best Comedy' Newcastle Fringe 2022
★ Australian Club Entertainment of the Year Nominee 2026 ★
The Scotsman
(Edinburgh Fringe)
★★★★
'You will pretty much laugh for an hour. And that is a rare thing.......
Vanessa is more relaxed and direct behind a comedy mic than anyone I have seen'
Fringe Feed
(Fringe World, Perth)
★★★★★
'Teardrops on My Dildo by Vanessa Larry Mitchell is hands down the funniest thing we've ever seen'
Kids in Adelaide
(Adelaide Fringe)
★★★★★
The delivery is flawless and the laughs are constant and side-splitting'
TOUR DATES
AUSTRALIA
WODONGA (VIC) SELLING FAST
8 May @ The Cube
Teardrops on My Dildo 2: Fully Charged
SALE (VIC)
9 May @ The Wedge
Teardrops on My Dildo 2: Full Charged
BYRON BAY (NSW)
16 May @ Byron Theatre
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance
NEWCASTLE (NSW) SELLING FAST
31 May @ Newcastle Comedy Club
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance
GOLD COAST (QLD) LAST TICKETS
12 June @ Home of The Arts (HOTA)
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance
WOOLGOOLGA (NSW)
20 June @ Seaview Tavern
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance
SYDNEY (NSW)
25 June @ The Comedy Store
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Original
GOLD COAST (QLD) EXTRA SHOW
4 July @ on sale soon
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance
CANADA
MONTRÈAL
9 July @ Place dés Arts
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Original
TORONTO
10 July @ The Redwood Theatre
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Original
OTTAWA
11 July @ ON SALE SOON
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Original
WHISTLER
22 July @ Maury Young Arts Centre
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Original
VANCOUVER
24 July @ Civic Theatres, The Annex
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Original
KAMLOOPS
25 July @ Sagebrush Theatre
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Original
UK & IRELAND
BELFAST
16 October @ The Black Box
Teardrops on My Dildo 2: Fully Charged
EDINBURGH
28 October @ The Stand
Teardrops on My Dildo 2: Full Charged
NEWCASTLE
29 October @ Newcastle
Teardrops on My Dildo: Fully Charged
GLASGOW
31 October @ The Stand
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance
LIVERPOOL
6 November @ Hot Water Comedy Club
Teardrops on My Dildo: The Endurance
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Kat H, NSW
“Hilarious, sharp and delightfully unpredictable, this show delivered comedy at its absolute best. From the moment Vanessa took to the stage to her final punchline, the entire theatre was in stitches'
Damian M, QLD
"If comedians are judged on laughs, Vanessa has to be close to the best in Australia right now. The whole room was hysterical, tears rolling down their cheeks laughter for a solid hour. It was relentless! I've never witnessed laughter to that extent"
Tameka R, QLD
“....engaging, quick, honest and soooo hilarious!! My cheeks are sore today from laughing throughout the entirety of the performance ”
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